First Friday

The Friday of the month after welfare checks arrive (1st of the month) The bretheren (errr... lower class) congregate to their favorite dining or Urban niteclub spot to be flossin' $$$$. The rest of the month, it's back to living in their cardboard box homes, eating pork/beans and complaining that society isn't fair to them. Truly Ghetto Fabulous behavior!!!

Are you going out to First Friday over at the club this weekend? The Cristal will flowing in the VIP.

by Joey Hussle May 24, 2006

First and a half base

Getting sideboob but not the whole boob during a hookup for just feeling a girl up.

Guy one: How far did you get with her?
Guy two: First and a half base!
Guy one: Wha?
Guy two: Ya know, getting just the sideboob!

by NoodlingAround January 18, 2013

first love

a person you fall for so deeply and you can’t stop thinking of! all the memories you made and all the times they made you happy is all you think about. no matter how hard you try you can’t get over them you can’t because,your first and forever love! you are just so drawn to them and everything they do, even if they hurt you you’ll continue to see the best side of them. falling in love your first time won’t even come close to what will become because you never felt love until that happens and you fall so deep that makes it so hard to fall that hard again. and you’ll forever think and be in love with them!

person one: i am still in love with him

person two: it is because it’s you first love, and forever love!

by cece.dom August 28, 2019

Fried Chicken Fiesta

When you rub your testicles with grease from fried chicken and proceed to teabag an unsuspecting black man.

After a brief stop at KFC, Will greased up his gonads and celebrated a Fried Chicken Fiesta with his good buddy Maurice.

by rebel13459 October 1, 2007

First Mate Rob

This hot and sexy kid who dressed up like a pirate on halloween. He also has a slut Ex girlfriend named Amanda who nobody likes. First Mate Rob also has a heterolife mate named J Wood. First Mate Rob and J Wood go to Vo-Tech together, where they slack off and make fun of Miss Piggy and Hotdog Boy. One day Rob and J wood got bored and they decided to tell Hotdog boy that Neo called and he wanted his Trenchcoat back. Oh man good times has by all. Theres also this kid named Deep Fried Dan, hes a crazy kid who asks people if they're afraid of cell phones. Also if you have sex with Rob, you always come back for more.

J Wood:Oh man Robs wearing a patch!
First Mate Rob:Its first mate Rob you scum.
J Wood:Sorry Suge, please don't kill me Suge.
Rob:What we doing today J Wood?
J Wood:The same shit we did yesterday...
Rob:Megaman bitches! But before we do, i got to watch Shaun of the Dead again!
J Wood:Go kill yourself Rob....OH GOD LOOK OUT DANS TRYING TO BITE YOU!
Rob:AHHHHHH
*J Wood and Rob run to the other side of the room*
J Wood:What are we gonna do?
Rob:Hit it in the head!
J Wood:What are we gonna throw?
Rob:I don't know, throw a god damn computer...
J Wood:But these computers belong to liz!
Rob:WHAT?!?!?!That makes NO FUCKING SENSE!
J Wood:Whoops, i'll take this one.
*J Wood throws a monitor at Dan, killing him*
Rob:Wow, that was weird....
J Wood:Yeah boyeee, find something to clank.
*J Wood and Rob clank binders*

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!

by J Wood and First Mate Rob January 10, 2005

firestarter

small debris, wood, newspaper, people, etc. used to create a conflagration
or alternately alcohol

We need some firestarter to burn this bitch down (translation: we either need kindling to literally burn the place down, or we need some alcohol to get this party started.)

by J. April 2, 2003

Keyden Firestone

An inconsiderable jerk who beats his girlfriend and calls people terrible names. he likes to beat people for the thrill.
He cussess and makes inappropriate jokes.

Do not be like Keyden Firestone.

by AMps the wolf March 18, 2019