Fassputin

The undisputed king of fassys (see fassy).
Originates from the Russian Rasputin, advisor to Tsar Nicholas, not necessarily a fassy himself but his name was too appropriate.

That man is clearly fassputin himself.

by Chris Sobczynski September 24, 2005

Good Ol' Fashion

The act of receiving a surprise hand-job.

Ohhhh my! I haven't had a "Good Ol' Fashion" since 10th grade!

by facebook myspace twitter June 20, 2011

Leftist-Fascist

A term meant referring to an advocate of Marxist totalitarianism. Countries with prominent Left-fascist governments (as of 2010) include Syria, North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela. Left fascist regimes are typified by secret police, a dictatorial government, ostentacious support for Marxist ideology, and a kinship with other Marxist governments. For a more detailed description of the term, see "Liberal Fascism" by Jonah Goldberg. In regards the former post-war East Germany, see also the term "Fourth Reich".

Leftist-fascists consider the term as an insult, and do not accept the term. But Leftist-fascists also support totalitarian regimes in the name of social justice (see "doublethink", George Orwell). Most everyone else, and especially victims of Left fascist regimes (such as the people of Eastern Europe) find the term quite accurate.

Calling a Stalinist regime a "progressive state" simply because it is ruled by Marxists and is allied with other Marxist dictatorships is not accurate. A government that murders dissidents, executes people who try to leave the country, has no democratic elections and treats its citizens like chattel is more approrpiately called a "Left fascist" regime, and is ruled and supported by Leftist-fascists.

by DrCruel October 1, 2010

fashious

Adj.

To be so annoying to the point of being unbearable.

Annoying Guy: Did you watch Teletubies yesterday?
Ryan: Fucking no.
Annoying Guy: Geez you missed a helluva show! Oops! shouldn't say hell, erm, heck. Anyway, they were dancing and playing and-
Ryan: Lord, please shut this fashious guy up.
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Ryan: Thank you. The funeral will be in a week. I'll take care of the invitations for you.
God: AIGHT.

by Ryan Jackson January 10, 2006

b-fast

Short for "breakfast"

Yo Simon, be fast and eat your b-fast.

by Frank Hanner June 15, 2008

Fast Food

Food that is ordered at a "fast food" restaurant and is considered to be made faster. Although this food is often made faster, it makes you slower in every other way due to a lack of nutrients and fiber.

I need to stop eating fast food. I can't seem to get an erection anymore.

by Erectile Dysfuction August 12, 2009

Fastball

When you shoot fecal matter out of your rectum with velocity causing a stain on the back of the toilet; usually when you have to go real bad

Damn bro. I hit that with a fastball so bad it looks late someone got their brains blown out!

by PerkWitaK October 6, 2017