Egg in face

The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.

Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.

by thteer January 15, 2013

Egg Wallet

Colloquial term for the female ovaries

Demi was excited about her boyfriend, " oh man, I'm gonna get punched in the egg wallet by a sausage fist tonight"

by Bophed March 19, 2016

egg me daddy

When someone wishes to have sperm ejaculated onto them.

Dude, Carol just texted me "egg me daddy".

by Randomnuss November 15, 2016

Egg Snog

Kissing someone with an egg nog milk mustache.

I've been egg snogging all evening. How am I supposed to say no to that? Merry Christmas to me!

by TheDrewthHurts December 21, 2016

egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

by Julactus February 11, 2017

Egg Patrol

the act of patrolling your house for potential eggers

Holy shit we're getting egged! Son! Get on egg patrol RIGHT now!!

Mom I'm going out tonight.. no youre not, you're on egg patrol

by Jamesdamico June 5, 2017

egg shit tight

When something is perfection..like a crew of your closest homies partying the right way in New Orleans. A party where shitting in baskets is allowed and the boot is the only thing that can be drunk. Or as some say...extra tight.

Damn that Mario kart winning streak was egg shit tight.

by Joeybahk5000 February 5, 2018