Eli

Eli is a great guy who never forgets his girl just like me.He's always caring about me and will never dump me.He loves me so much and he loves me with all his heart.

Hey there's Eli's girlfriend.She's so lucky to have a guy like him.

by Tomorrow's gal friend December 15, 2021

Eli

Some wannabe lightskin with curls. Usually attracts weird people. Plays waterpolo and is extremely ugly.

Eli should totally date Cat Parker.

by EliGod69 December 24, 2021

eli

the sexiest mf who pulls 5 bitches a day but can’t hold a solid conversation without saying “lol”.
they die for a few days then appear back in gcs saying they’re alive. it has a great sense of humor that consists of balls and dick.

“wow is that eli?? they’re so fine”

“omfg that’s gay bro”

by katsukisgf April 2, 2022

Pierre-Eli

If anybody needs a friend, Pierre-Eli will always be there for you. He is a hard book to open but once he does, you’ll get addicted

Hey it’s Pierre-Eli!! Please be our friends please !!

by TheTruthTeller(TTT) April 3, 2022

Pull an eli

Ghosting someone online for a long period of time for having to delete an app.

Eg. “What’s up dude? You look sad… Did your dad make you pull an eli?

by Spyrolander April 5, 2022

Eli

Eli is one of the smartest and most kind person you will ever meet. If you know an Eli you are very lucky he is charming and great to be around. If you see an Eli he will probably be surrounded by his friends. He is also good at making friends.

"Eli has to be the most kind and caring person ever."

by Eh Leave It Blank April 6, 2022

Elie

The hottest woman in the world. Her proper title is “Mommy” and must always be used. Elie’s may appear small and inferior but they are very aggressive scary hot individuals. Every guy wants her, all girls want to be like her. They are queens of Passive aggressive. Also, they have horrible coffee taste, so if she likes a coffee you know right away it’s bad.

Anna: Hey Elie….
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)

Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie

by mystify April 8, 2022