Eli

A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people
Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.
by Mpoo345 December 12, 2019
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Eli; A stupid idiot that nobody cares about or a person who is ugly and bad at everything
You're such an Eli
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The best damn husband I've ever had and the only husband probably-. He is very handsome and sexy even though when I tell him he wont believe me-...
But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.

He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.

I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible

Love u
"Eli is so hot im a SIMP lol XD"
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Eli is a very hot,kind,cute,sweet,sexy guy and he mostly dates Brittany’s and he is very popular and he loves his girlfriend he has right now and she does too and he would do anything for her and he’s a very strong friendly 😏😏😏 boy!
Brittany:I love Eli he’s the best ever!

Dallas:Yep dad is great!

Carly:Yes your dad is hotter then hot 😏
by Brittany2005 July 31, 2021
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Eli, Eli, sold some socks, 5 cents a pair or dollar a box, the longer you wear them the shorter they get, soak em in water and they won't get wet
Eli is my friend
by Your Friend😉 September 24, 2021
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An anxious cute guy I like he’s so cute!!! Btw this is his best friend making this on his account I hope he sees it and likes me back
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A guy that acts like he's an amazing boyfriend when in reality, he's a douchebag and he can't treat a girl right. He also Is a controlling, manipulative, heartbreaking bastard.
B: I'm sorry your with eli

A: but I love eli he says: he's the best bf I can get"
by Taco6969765 September 13, 2022
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