iphone drunk

When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.

Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."

Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"

Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"

by pobcat June 25, 2012

drunk-ups

Working out while drunk often spontaneously or as a challenge at a bar or party. Derived from drunk push-ups.

Shane bet a free drink that Nan couldn't do 30 drunk-ups while at the pub.

by Fluff210 January 4, 2011

intellectually drunk

That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.

After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.

Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!

Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?

Peter: Positive.

by Goondued November 9, 2011

Jovi Drunk

Getting so drunk that you not only screw your chances of making out with a good looking female, but you also ruin any chances of a repeat make out sessions in the future and ultimately look like an ass to all your buddies and the rest of the people you are around.

Generally speaking when you get Jovi drunk you will end the nights make out session by stumbling and falling under a pool table, trying to fight the girl or do something that insures you will not be getting any action that night.

Did you see that guy last night? He was so Jovi drunk he fell going down the stairs and took that hot girl with him.

Jeff was so Jovi drunk last night he yelled at that girl for a half hour just because she wouldn't get him a beer.

Matt was making out with that gorgeous girl and then he got so Jovi drunk and fucked up any chance in hell he had.

by hellenkellar November 1, 2010

Drunk Bitch

A girl or guy that has had way to much to drink and then makes a complete fool of themselves and regrets in the morning. usually regretted by ther for inviting them to drink.

That Drunk Bitch Meghan had way to much to drink and now has cum all over her face.

by Sanchez Corisine June 2, 2007

drunk as Dudley

Drunk for a prolonged period of time. A reference to Dudley Moore in "Arthur".

Synonyms: Shit Faced, {sloshed, wrecked, hammered

"Fuck. Look at him. He's drunk as Dudley."
"Yeah. He started drinking last Thursday and he's still going."

by Matt----Harris January 21, 2009

Drunk 6

Typically men, at least men with standards, will not sleep with a woman that is less than a 6 out of 10 on the hotness scale. A drunk 6 occurs when the male is intoxicated, which makes this scale start to shift, often a number or two per six pack.

When a guy sleeps with a girl who was a drunk 6 only to wake up the next morning and realize she is actually a sober 3.

by TGlawyer August 19, 2011