cooter scooter

A term used to describe the lilbuddy
It comes from the ability for a woman to put her cooter on your penis and ride it all over the place like a scooter.

that slut rode my cooter scooter all over the place last night.

by venge April 15, 2003

cooter burn

razon burn on your down stairs...dont use alcohol

she shaved her downstairs and little inchy bumps appeared...she now has cooter burn

by brittcollins19 January 20, 2008

captain cooter

One of the dumbest or smartest individuals we have ever encountered, we can't figure out which. A persona online that defies logic and sensibility. A truly deranged individual with delusions of adequacy.

Captain Cooter always makes me laugh

by Captain Cooter May 17, 2008

Cooter Brown

an especially irritated vagina
also an oyster bar in New Orleans

My cooter brown itches

by Hil207 September 22, 2006

spell caster

Same as "witch" except painfully politically correct. First spotted on a Kmart Halloween display in 2004 in Macon, Georgia, USA. Kmart doesn't want to offend the witch demographic shopping at their stores, who might be offended by children impersonating authentic (and dillussional) witches, warlocks, and wiccans. Either that or Kmart does not want to be percieved by hypersensitive reactionaries as peddlers of the occult. Users of this word should be ridiculed almost as much as those who proport that witchcraft is real.

Litle darling, are you a spell caster for Halloween? You're so cute!

by Nick Mass October 29, 2004

cooter

Female Private Parts ie. "the inside out ear"

I dont like girls that have a funny name for their cooter.

by Ginjah October 18, 2004

conster

constantly constapated

'why couldnt you make it to my party?" "cause i was constered!"

by hugoin December 3, 2009