Captain Hooking

Another word for a " fannyhanger " , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls .

Guy 1 :" Pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !"
Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !"
Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... "
Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....."

by Ross44 August 17, 2010

The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.

Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

by Conz313 June 12, 2009

captian morgan

when you finger a chick on her period and you draw a mustache on her face.

Dude I gave some chick a captian morgan.

by Matt April 1, 2005

Captain Zap

Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.

Captain Zap got me FREE long distance!!! YAY!!!

by Stuntman November 2, 2004

captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

by frank pubes April 24, 2006

Caetano

A formerly cool person who has been bitten by another Caetano, and transformed into a socially awkward penguin. Often takes an odd fondness to his former name.

Hello my name is Caetano, but you can call me *premature laugh* George. *Smiles too wide*

by Cetman, The Cryogenic wastedum November 28, 2011

Tuna Boat Captain

a bi-sexual or homosexual female

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.

by EarlyJulyMorning June 22, 2010