Captain SNES

An excellent sprite comic acting as the sequel to the Captain N show. It can be located at captainsnes.keenspace.com

Does anyone read this things?

by Captain SNES November 15, 2003

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Captain Obvious

Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.

Captain Obvious: whoa, dude... The world is round.

Sarcastic Asshole: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

by KewlDood123 April 27, 2010

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Captain Morgan Belt Buckle

The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with zipper gaping wide open exposing pubic fro or vajazzles.

The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!

by IN Famous July 2, 2010

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A sexual act where the the male positions his asshole over a female's face where she begins to tongue said asshole as the male pleasures himself simultaneously. As the male reaches climax he will usually yell, "SHAZAM!" This move is sometimes referred to as "The Billy Batson."

As she laid on her back I decided to try a Captain Marvel on that hoe.

by jtchiefs83 February 6, 2009

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Captain Toasty

A type of slightly toasted baked good made from yeast and grain who has achieved the rank of O-3 in the Breakfast Food Militia.
Renowned for his leadership abilities and tactical battle plans, Captain Toasty creates fear in the heart of his enemies and compasion in the hearts of his comrades (and puppies).

Captain Toasty just kicked my ass, which is no surprise.

by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004

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