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Clown Jockey

Clown Jockey: a controlling douche bag boss who's secret to success is a big joke around the workplace.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)

"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
"listen, you clown jockey(s), this is my two week notice"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."

Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
by TornadoTeen August 15, 2012
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popping a clown

to do something very desperate to make people laugh such as
wearing too much makeup
hitting yourself in the head with a plastic baseball bat
and other useless pranks ex. whoopee cushion

one who is a buzz-kill will often pop a clown
weird al is very good at popping a clown
by BetterAndIKnowIt June 29, 2011
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Titty Clown

1. a boy who calls girls Thunder Cunt

2. boys who loves Thunder Cunt
John you love Cindy, but then again you are a titty clown.

Yo!! stop being such a titty clown.
by westbubble October 30, 2011
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Clown energy

A person who acts like a clown and a fool and can't be taken seriously. They don't think things through and end up making stupid and absurd decisions.
'Did you hear, Trump said that the moon is part of mars.'
'He has such clown energy.'
by littleboyfrombradford December 16, 2022
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BoJo the Clown

A nickname coined for the UK’s onetime Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, because he consistently came across as such a blundering clown.
Oh let’s just get rid of BoJo the Clown, he is a laughingstock and his circus act will most certainly fold with a vote of no confidence.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
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Yucko the Clown

A onetime sad-sack clown who eventually was run out of the circus circuit on a rail because he had such horrifically bad breath that nobody could stomach being around him.
Alas, I once knew Yucko the Clown, he was even voted “Most Pathetic Circus Entertainer of the Year” right before he became a worldwide laughingstock.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
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soggy clown

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids
Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown
by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019
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