A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.
Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!
by CaptainCatLoaf June 2, 2015
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Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"
Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
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Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011
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Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
by Bear Master November 2, 2013
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by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016
Get the bottle boner mug.an erection so hard that it stretches the skin of the scrotum pulling the testicles against the shaft.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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