Boner pogo

When she bounces on that dick like it's a pogo stick.
Yo babe you down for some boner pogo tonight?
by JarlChiefstain June 10, 2020
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Zoner Boner

When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner
I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner
by plz eat me January 20, 2020
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honest boner

An erection that is 100% spontaneous and almost always uncontrollable. Typically happening early teen years but rarely past the early 20s.
I have to be careful around Zooey b/c she gives me an honest boner so easily.
by matt5000 June 27, 2010
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boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers
"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"
by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013
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scrotum boner

an erection so hard that it stretches the skin of the scrotum pulling the testicles against the shaft.
When your mom gives your sister a hug and kiss it gives me a scrotum boner.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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boner buns

The act of chilling with your boner invetwren your girls buns; pleasurable for both parties; often a precursor to sex
"Hey babe, wanna boner buns my morning wood?" -male "babe I want you to boner buns me before bed" -female
by Yonks6 July 12, 2017
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Boner pain

When your dick and gut hurts after having a boner for a long amount of time.
Ex:Jeff had a boner for 3 hours and had boner pain afterwards because of that girl he sat beside.
by Putang puncher May 24, 2016
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