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by Jumb13s May 8, 2019
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Blinder

Slang used in the West Midlands of England to refer to describe someone dressed dapper. Possibly the origin of the name of the Birmingham street gang the Peaky Blinders.
Sam was looking like a right blinder at the pub last night
by Issan_Sumisu September 29, 2020
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male blindness

When a snowboarder/mountainborder becomes distracted by a fellow females "jiggling parts"
Man, I suffered from male blindness and totally cranked that tree.
by Chris A. H. November 29, 2006
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shootin blind

Peeing (for guys) in the dark while still standing up.
Dude, last night i got up at like 2 and had to shoot blind. I got piss everywhere.( shootin blind )
by me14 March 5, 2007
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from behind rule

The rule which invariably can be applied to any hot looking female walking away from you whilst you are driving or are passenger in a car or bus. The car passes the female only to find she is repugnant in appearance from the front.
The way, she walked away gave gerald an almost instant semi. Although on closer inspection from the front she resembled the hunchback of notre dame. "Errrr...From Behind Rule" Gerald muttered

An adaptation of BOBFOC Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

The "From behind Rule" can also be applied to Sarah Jessica Parker
by BenLOFM December 15, 2008
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Right Blindness

1. A curable condition where a person to buy into an ideology, dismissing personal experience that does not fit into the ideology.

2. A curable condition where a person supports the concentration of wealth and power, even when it puts them personally at greater risk of having neither.
Mary: Single mothers are a drain on society.
Barry: Uh, you're a divorcee with a kid. So is your sister.
Mary: But we're different, we work hard! You know the type I mean, stop trying to twist my words!
Barry: How long have you had right blindness?

Even though Bob doesn't make much money, he supports cutting taxes on the rich because he has right blindness.
by PulpPoet August 17, 2012
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blonde blindness

A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.
Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"
by signon77 October 24, 2013
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