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leave it to beaver

A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.
by Ducky September 14, 2005
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Backwards Bloody Beaver

When a girl is on her period, eat her out from behind. When there is enough blood in your mouth spit it in your hand. Then reach your arm between her legs and slap her in the face. Then yell "Headshot!".
1. "I just gave that girl a Backwards Bloody Beaver!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"
by TM2 October 20, 2010
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Jesus Beaver

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
by Beaverfucker!!!! February 1, 2009
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A beaver attempt

To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.
Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.
by lenrod the 1st September 2, 2008
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drillable beaver

A hot bitch that needs a good seeing too
Omg she is one fine drillable beaver
by Kipperrr October 6, 2013
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shoot beaver

Of a girl or of a woman, to flashby spreading one's thighs, while seated wearing a skirt or a dress, in such a way as to reveal one's crotch or camel toe, whether on purpose or by accident.
If you really want to get a guy's attention, shoot beaver.

That chick behind us is shooting beaver. Take a look.
by donJon June 12, 2006
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THE BEAVER MUSCLE

N.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.

It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.
After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.
by the_womb_ferret May 9, 2009
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