beanercel

A Latin incel.

Rodrigo: “I can’t get a date, I’ve never had a girlfriend, all the females in my life don’t like me - what’s going on?”

Hector: “You’re a beanercel.”

by Onehappytoker December 20, 2022

beaucrastinator

When someone procrastinates over everything and is always late due to procrastinating.

Yooo did you for the spacers?

No man, I took to long procrastinating that I ran out of time.

Oh, a classic beaucrastinator

by pikeman October 31, 2023

Bag Bearer

The term "Bear" means to hold or carry something.

The term Bag Bearer is someone who "Bears" a bag.

The word bag bearer, is the person who carries THE bag. The bag is sacred to whomever is given the title "Bag Bearer". The bag bearer has to have certain abilities, such as, looking extremely emo, being very unfit and fat, smoking just to look cool, and many other "great" abilities.

"Luke is such a Bag Bearer!"

"Silly Bag!"

"WHERE'S MY WAFFLES!?!?"

by Jesus' Best Friend <3 March 30, 2009

[Snooze Beater]

One who hits the snooze button a hundred times before waking up.

Roomate: Why are you still asleep dude I heard you alarm go off like 20 times?

Dude: Fuck you and close my door, Im a snooze beater!

by MmmPaintChips December 15, 2008

roger beater

A car, truck, or suv that is worth no more than 500 dollars. This vehicle is to be driven on a daily basis and be in need of repairs that the owner cannot afford at all times of ownership.

Wow, look at that new roger beater that guy got! What a piece of crap!

Hot damn, I can't believe you had to settle for a roger beater.

by A funny fellow December 6, 2013

Jack Bauer (Bower)

When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.

Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...

by Legacy II January 8, 2016

fare beater

Stealing a hitch through the tail end.

He didn't pay to ride the bus, that fare beater!

by Orion57 April 20, 2016