Definitions by pikeman

unreeal 

When something isn’t actually that good, But you want to emphasise that it is in your mind to the boys.

You- Oh my days this burger is unreeal!

The boys - It’s just a cheeseburger mate……

unreeal by pikeman November 2, 2023

beaucrastinator 

When someone procrastinates over everything and is always late due to procrastinating.

Yooo did you for the spacers?

No man, I took to long procrastinating that I ran out of time.

Oh, a classic beaucrastinator

beaucrastinator by pikeman October 31, 2023

Spicy tadka 

When your delivering food, but it’s for a local curry house and not deliveroo

John works at spicy tadka,
Oh you mean deliveroo

No it’s for a local curry house

Spicy tadka by pikeman March 2, 2023

poosyole

When your mates all call you Reg but your real names Dean that make you a poosyole.

Ayyy yo is that reg? Nah thats Dean he’s a poosyoles

poosyole by pikeman April 5, 2022