banter life

Banter Life is the indescribable feeling of living your best life, and doing it for the banter. You know if you are living the banter life. You know if you don’t.

Person 1: what you up to this weekend?
Person 2: living the banter life.

by BanterLifeBaron April 21, 2018

Backseat Banter

The obligatory vulgar banter that is initiated by the passengers of a car when one occupant engages in a phone call. Thought to have originated somewhere between late middle school and early high school.

Hey mom, yeah I promise to be home by 8

Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA

No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter

Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA

I love you mom.

by PseudonymJoe November 22, 2010

ball basher

A girl that likes to hurt guys in the balls all the time. She does it without discomfort and technically perfect.

Have you heard about Jill? She is a really ball basher, all guys of her class try to get around her.

by Nerynth June 10, 2011

Berry Basher

The process of collecting berries and then using them to perform various sexual urges, usually homosexual.

A group of people (berry bashers) get together in order to gather berries, preferably red ones. They take the berries and mash them up then lather them all over eachother. Sex occurs thereafter.

by steveystevenson November 23, 2011

rage baiter

Someone that says something so obscene, illogical, or ridiculous, that it causes you to respond back with rage and anger. Their goal is not to provide factual or relevant information. Their goal is to make you angry and lash out, making you look bad.

The commenter on YouTube is just a rage baiter. They said the most horrible thing. I totally freaked and cussed them out for all the world to see.

by Voice 'O Reason April 9, 2015

Fabulous Bacteria

This specimen is very small (almost miniscule to the human eye) and has an extremely high pitched voice that could shatter a window or make your head explode. Called fabulous because some may think she's cute,however most would disagree.

"see that girl Melissa over there she's a fabulous bacteria ain't that fit though."

by That one really depressed kid November 20, 2017

Suicide Baiter

A definition for someone who actively encourages, or leads mentally struggling people to suicide, a person who supports the act of suicide.

Sometimes misused term for people who pose as suicidal/pretending to commit suicide.

"Michael was a terrible Suicide Baiter in the past. we still don't know how many lives he could have took."

by MY C0X N07 L0N6 November 21, 2022