double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

jelly bracelets

These are the meanings where I come from.
Black - sex at night
blue - Blow job
red - sex in the morning
purple - holding hands
pink - flash
gold glitter - make out
clear - snappers choice
green - same as clear
yellow - hug
glow in dark - french kiss
light blue - go to movies
light green - go to dinner
light pink - go to dinner and movies
gold - anything bracelet wearer wants
white - kiss
orange - make out

Guy: *breaks girls bracelet*
Guy: oh I broke your bracelet now we gota have sex
girl: oh my god you loser i'm not doing that crap
Guy: oh come on it's a game don't be so lame
girl: *slaps* the only thing your "game" did for you is cost you a dollar for a new pack of jelly bracelets.

by ~Brittany~ November 24, 2006

Barely Having Sex

Definition: when a guy accidently puts his penis in a skanks vagina, however, because she is such a whore and has slept with 80 people, he can not tell that his penis is inside of her. This continues for a few minutes until he realizes from her slutty ape grunts that he is indeed having sex. He immediately pulls out. Thus, "barely having sex."
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.

Barely Having Sex: "Baby, I only barely had sex with her. Don't worry.

by The Crotch Monster December 14, 2010

jelly bracelets

fun little bracelets that sumhow came 2 get a bad rep. i kno ppl who have had jelly bracelets banned from their schools. theyre just bracelets! i mean, doesn't it sound rather idiotic that romantic/sexual innteraction has been color categorized by bracelets? also, the meanings are not even consistent!

brad: jessica! i just snapped your black jelly bracelet!
jessica: like,omg! i guess u kno wut that means....
*brad and jessica begin undressing each other rapidly*

by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 18, 2005

Cracker Barrel

Another name for a fat white person.

With the rate of obesity in America we can see more cracker barrels than anywhere in this world.

by Pimster July 18, 2011

jelly bracelets

PINK~ASS
BLUE~FUCK U
YELLOW~ GO BUG SOME ONE ELSE...HELLL YAAAA i hope I made a point

pink~ass
blue~fuck u
yellow~get an adult

by RANDI June 16, 2004

bracelet

To stimulate a guy's penis with your hand.

Did you give him a bracelet?

by Carmina September 6, 2006