Stealth Baked

Being baked but not showing signs of it

A: You don't look very baked?
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.

by NeoLobster August 22, 2010

baked coincidence

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

by benny the baker April 2, 2009

Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.

Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart

by Scritty April 14, 2010

Baketress

A female baker

The hot baketress makes some pretty good muffins!

by chiefnofeathers May 26, 2010

baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots

Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"

by Mackinator September 30, 2015

Flying Baker

Flying Baker (a) a U. S. Navy signal meaning "keep off" - read more But according to a former Navy sailor, the flag was red and - well, I'll let him explain: "Hi, Harry! I was referred to your site by an article in the current (Sept. 2003) issue of the British magazine Prospect. The article is by Shereen El Feki, healthcare correspondent for The Economist, and is titled 'A Quarterly Curse?' Just for curiosity, I looked for one of the terms I was familiar with, 'Flying Baker' and thought I'd give you a little extra information. When I was in the U.S. Navy during World War II, the spoken names for the first four letters of the alphabet were ABLE, BAKER, CHARLIE, DOG. (they're now ALFA, BRAVO, CHARLIE, DELTA). The signal flag for the letter 'B' was, and still is, all red.

Flying Bravo the wife of a retired Coast Guard member writes, "The word "bravo" is used when refueling or loading ammunition, and they fly a big red flag when doing so . . . ." (May 2001)

When a sailor returned from visiting his wife or girl friend on liberty or shore leave, and was asked whether he got laid had sexual intercourse, he might have replied, 'No, she was "Flying Baker".' He wasn't referring to the signal 'Keep Off' (I'm not familiar with the flag being used in that context), but to the color of menstrual blood, the same color as the 'B' signal flag. I wonder whether U.S. Navy sailors nowadays reply to the same question, 'No, she was "Flying Bravo".' Sincerely, ****, ex-Chief Petty Officer, U.S. Navy" (August 2003)

by Roniliptus March 17, 2010

pheta-baked

The optimal level of high; between 'too high' and 'just high enough'. pheta-baked.

stoner 1: dude, i was so high last night..

stoner 2: bro, you have no idea.. i been pheta-baked way too long i'm floatin' in and outta consciousness.

by jchapm1590 October 17, 2011