crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.

If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.

by a66mack November 09, 2009

Agitation Attack

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.

John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

by Mafiaregola1794 November 01, 2010

tag attack

When the tag or edge of a blanket, pillow, etc. rubs against your leg/arm while you are sleeping, and it feels like there is something with multiple pairs of legs crawling on you, causing you to freak out, have a mini heart/panic attack, and wake up. One of the top ten worst ways to be woken up.

Duuuude, I just got tag attacked:/
What's a tag attack?
You know...when the tag on your blanket rubs against your leg when you're sleeping and you have a mini heart attack because you thought it was like a bug or something.

by It Matters? March 23, 2011

tag attack

When you get excited about New Music that you've heard for the first time and you start "Tagging" all your friends on FaceBook.

Please excuse my "tag attack" today.

by ProfTCS February 27, 2016

balance attack

Your reaction when a check is drawn on your bank account that you did not authorize, or someone hacks your account.

A.J. had a balance attack when he saw his on-line statment this morning.

by ciro307 September 07, 2009

Surprise attack

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.

Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.

by Bigman577544 June 09, 2021

Surprise attack

When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face

-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.

by UserR6088 March 18, 2023