by Joe Dirty April 29, 2008
An incomplete bowel movement. Taking a half shit implies that one will have to return later to complete the shit.
"Person X: Do you ever take a shit but know you'll have to do more later?
Person Y: Dude, I don't take half shits! Only full."
"I'm really constipated today, and I could only take a half shit."
Person Y: Dude, I don't take half shits! Only full."
"I'm really constipated today, and I could only take a half shit."
by dooddooddood September 22, 2011
50 cent's name as decided by The Triade, an organization devoted to stopping 50 cent since his music is so bad and wrong, maybe even badong.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
When you do a crazy move while playing keyboards, but not too crazy. It's when you're wild, but still mantain composure.
It originated from Jesse Johnson, moog player in MCS. He does wild moves all the time, so a "half-jesse" is half of what he would do at a show.
It originated from Jesse Johnson, moog player in MCS. He does wild moves all the time, so a "half-jesse" is half of what he would do at a show.
Bill: Dang, that keyboard player is up there doing some sweet moves, yet still manages to maintain a professional feeling about him.
Jim: I guess you could say he was doing a half-jesse!
Jim: I guess you could say he was doing a half-jesse!
by Sidewalks August 06, 2006
To anticipate the occurrence of an unlikely event while feigning surprise by its ultimate lack of fruition.
by Glitch82 January 19, 2010
The perfect dick size. Guys whom have a dick that is a wiimote and a half (9 inches) give girls the best possible pleasure ever. It is probably bigger than your dick, but it's not too big to kill someone.
John: Katie, what happened to your eye?
Katie: Well, I was deep throating this one guys wiimote and a half. It was almost all the way down my throat and i choked and it stabbed me in the eye.
Katie: Well, I was deep throating this one guys wiimote and a half. It was almost all the way down my throat and i choked and it stabbed me in the eye.
by uhyana February 06, 2010
1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.
by Pete April 16, 2003