Gary

Is the worst thing you can possibly be called. You're unreliable. The most unreliable. The gayest of the gays. The fattest of the fats. So unreliable that you make German cars reliable. A Gary is a fat ankled lesbian. A Gary is someone who will show up to a birthday party with no gift and eat the cake first.

Being a Gary is being called so useless that anything else would have been better. Don’t be a Gary.

by Nuggets25469 September 6, 2025

Gary Brannan

Everybody’s favourite Gary Brannan.

-Standard introduction of Gary Brannan, member of the Technical Difficulties.
-Everybody’s favourite.

Person 1: it’s everyone’s favourite Gary Brannan, Gary Brannan!

Person 2: ah, that guy who’s built for leisure, not for speed?

by thewhatwhatnow420 February 6, 2025

Gary

Has a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery smooth brain and can be autistic sometimes

"Gary is a smooth brian"

by Lemon Stollen February 10, 2025

Gary

6,1 to 6,2 , Gay Asian Boy and he wears Glasses and His Dad is the CEO Tiktok

Gary is gay but we support him.

by AyoTeo April 3, 2025

ts so gary

this meow meow so gary bowow nig nig bow bow boom boom bow nig boom pow shazam

"ts so gary bro like oh my god"

by nignig1215 April 28, 2025

The Gary Millrat

The act of servicing production workers through the washrooms glory hole with the promise that said production worker will break something so the millrat can get overtime.

Dang, old boy just bought a new motorcycle, he really must have did the Gary Millrat to be able to afford that!

by TheAlmightyRod August 28, 2023

Gary

He is confident, strong, focused, goal-driven and can handle his emotions in every sitaution. He is a gentleman and has the discipline of a trained soldier. A solid and dependable friend who will shower you with protection and care like you have never known. He listens. And remembers. He is loyal but also demands loyality in return. He will hold you accountable and push you to your limits to be the best version of yourself. Do not tell him what to do - he is intensely independent. He does not need anyone to complete him. Trust him to keep your sensitive information to himself. He is always the most attractive person in any situation - both in physical looks and in charisma. He keeps clean and cares for his body. Ladies - when you meet a Gary you will feel the dominate male energy that exudes from him wash over you like a warm rain. The attraction you feel towards him will be instant and your mind will weave imaginations with him at the center of your life. If you are brave enought to wade into the deep waters with him he will be your sneaky link for life. Put yourself in his path and give him opportunities to show you that the dream guy of your fantasties does walk this earth in physical form, and he is walking towards you right now about to lock eyes with you, surround you with his strength, and take you into another realm of reality where love, pleasure, and safety all mingle in an everlasting dance.

All men are really boys in this world... and then I met am real man... Gary.

by enigmaticbook September 3, 2023