bottle boner

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.

Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.

by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016

Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020

Second Boner

Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!

"Second Boner?Already? Yes!"

by xoxojh December 27, 2011

boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing

I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.

by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012

honest boner

An erection that is 100% spontaneous and almost always uncontrollable. Typically happening early teen years but rarely past the early 20s.

I have to be careful around Zooey b/c she gives me an honest boner so easily.

by matt5000 June 27, 2010

Zoner Boner

When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner

I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner

by plz eat me January 20, 2020

boner buns

The act of chilling with your boner invetwren your girls buns; pleasurable for both parties; often a precursor to sex

"Hey babe, wanna boner buns my morning wood?" -male "babe I want you to boner buns me before bed" -female

by Yonks6 July 12, 2017