water taco

When scissoring and one girl squirts into the other girl's vagina, the other girl's vagina is then called a Water Taco.

Man, I seen this one movie where the girl gives her friend a Water Taco and then eats it.

by thetacoking October 28, 2013

waterloo turkey wing

when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.

Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 3, 2013

wateriffic

A large or great amount of wetness per Erica. . An alternative to "moisture" which is considered a dead word in the english language.

I was totally going to fingerbang that chick,she was totally wateriffic all over me..

by Turd Ferguson MD January 11, 2014

Watermelfunction

When a man about to have sex with a girl (or guy if you're into that kinda thing) turn out the lights , penetrate him/her, ejaculate, turn out the lights, and find out it was a watermelon the whole time.

"Tommy WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!"
Tommy: "Well looks like we have a case of Watermelfunction."

by Vankirk1314 March 9, 2016

Water Salute

Water sports. When two partners, male or female, line up beside a third mate, and unleash their warm golden showers upon them in an arch like spray. Similar to that of a water salute given to a departing plane on a runway.

Tonya loves water sports and nothing more than a hot, wet water salute.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2016

Water Bottom

To suffer from severe diarrhea, the hershey squirts. Nothing but liquid shit sprays from your body in assplosion after gut wrenching assplosion.

Im going to have to go home braaaaahhh. I got water bottom today from bad oysters last night. I'm leaking in my grunders.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Water The Ferns

A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.

"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse

by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017