turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish genocide

Something that never happened.

Person 1-Have you ever heard of the Turkish Genocide? When Armenians massacred 588.448 Turks during 1906-1922?
Person 2-No...
Person 3-It's coz it never happened!
Everybody-LMFAO

by Vitilsky February 18, 2009

Turkish Handshake

The act of reaching in between your friend's legs and yanking his penis, whilst standing at a urinal.

Our friendship's foundation is solid and goes way back, five years ago, when he gave me a Turkish Handshake, inside the bathroom, that day at the bar.

by Deltronomistic April 14, 2014

Anežka Turínova

The best person in the world , love her and respect her , A hot bitch who has a friend hot bitch. ILY bestie

Slečna bestie

Hey do you know Anežka Turínova?

You mean Tuřínová?

No * shots their head*

by Slečna Bestie August 28, 2021

Turning Red

Where do I start,Turning Red beats and completely fucks up Encanto,Luca,Coco,Soul,Wreck it ralph,and definitely Lightyear.
Turning Red is soo fucking good cause the music in it is so fucking catchy and unique.The story isnt the best by anymeans but COME ON,Whats not to like about a girl that transforms into a giant red panda.
Turning Red is like The iron giant,its a instant Classic and will live on(Btw all you motherfuckers can shut the fuck up about Enfuckto,Its dead.No one likes Encanto anymore so shit the fuck up fatherless paresites)

Bill:Hey Abby have you seen Turning Red?
Abby:Yes and I fucking loved it,its way better then Encanto and Lightyear.

by michealbj1 October 18, 2022

turkish

an oriantalistic,contemptible,people from Asia .. ,terrorizing the Balcans ...the former Ottoman empire is to be blamed for the situation on the Balcans today ,for their underdevelopment..the turkish are famous for their inhuman proimitive attitude to the christians .on the balcans during the rule of the Ottoman empire (nobody can ignore the historic evidence!!!!!! )...On 5 may 1876 they burnt a christian church in Batac (Bulgaria)where mothers with children were seeking shelter,and these mothers and children were stabbed .with inhuman cruelty ,.there are many examples of their cruelty.throughout history ..that even cannot be count ..nowadays turkish pretend to be "europeans" but they are far away .from what is called Europe .their capital is Istanbul that once was called Constantinopole a center of the Bysantium empire .

Turkish are the virus of Europe.

by noooone August 6, 2006

turing

the l33t3st programming language evar. it pwnz, c, java, etc.

"Okay its time to learn about nested if statements. w00t!"

by amd>intel December 26, 2003