A tole-rant is a constructive rant. Rather than ranting about everything that is wrong in the world, tole-ranters speak from the heart about social problems and point to potential solutions.
by shutitoff September 14, 2010
Get the tole-rant mug.While having sex with your lady, remove your penis from her vagina so that you can carry out your plan. Turning your back to her, you will hit her with some explosive diarrhea, attempting to cover her completely. Then, before she has time to react, hit her with a feather pilllow, that you had previously cut a hole into. Once the pillow hits her body, the feathers will escape from the hole in the pillow, sticking to the diarrhea, and turning your girl into The Toledo Mud Hen.
While having sex, I diarrhea'd on my girl last night, then hit her with my feather pillow. Feathers popped from the pillow covering her from head to toe. She became the toledo mud hen.
by Emily or Elise January 4, 2012
Get the The Toledo Mud Hen mug.When your friends do not believe that you have done something crazy. When you prove them wrong, you have to say, I told you I was hardcore.
by Wishful Thinker April 8, 2004
Get the I told you I was hardcore mug.A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus). Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot.
Lauren was at Arnie's Bar&Grille when she was propositioned by three members of the boy band Booze Money to be the Mary Magdalen of their Holy Toledo. To which she responded, "I'd be down but I have lock jaw, a UTI, and I just ate some Tony Packo's."
by Clang May 11, 2006
Get the Holy Toledo mug.The Tolken, a sexaul position taken from the parody of the length of the "Lord of the Rings," motion pictures and the book written by J.R.R. Tolken. This is where a woman in bent over and has her ring destroyed over the series of 6 - 8 hours by some men, some dwarves and some elves.
Man 1: "I was re-enacting LOTR last night, I gave my bird the Tolken and she fair can't walk right anymore. =D"
Man 2: "Alrighhhhht!"
Man 2: "Alrighhhhht!"
by Pseudopseudonym September 16, 2009
Get the The Tolken mug.1. From friend/s to lover/s.
2. From first to last.
3. IN OTHER WORDS, "being the fool" or "being a foolish person."
2. From first to last.
3. IN OTHER WORDS, "being the fool" or "being a foolish person."
"Don't trust what that chick say. Her and Goerge went from f to l a lot longer then she said and they are still that. That's why she couldn't cut him off with you watching it."
"Don't go from f to l for anyone."
"Don't go from f to l for anyone."
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 19, 2006
Get the from F to L mug.It's a another reference for your penis. slang for testicles balls on this. this suck balls. holy balls.
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by melanyy April 18, 2011
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