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free thinker

Another way to say that you're agnostic, which is a polite way to say that you don't believe in God, and is far too often confused with atheism, which means you don't believe in ANY religion. What's important is that none of these terms relate to having a religious belief, rather they signify a lack of belief.
Chris:"So, you're an atheist? Why do you worship Satan?"
Norm:"No, atheists don't worship Satan, and I never said I was an atheist."
Chris:"So, you're agnostic? That's almost as bad as being atheist!"
Norm:"No, you're confusing your terms."
Chris:"So what DO you believe?"
Norm:*sigh* "You know what? Let's just call it being a free thinker. OK? I'm not atheist, or agnostic, or satanist, which you're confusing them all with; I'm a free thinker."
Chris:"Well, OK, that doesn't sound so bad."
Norm:*facepalm*
by The BXRabbit January 13, 2009
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Critical Thinking

The WORST and most POINTLESS subject it could ever be your misfortune to be forced to take as a qualification at college.

Teaches you how to be an argumentative, big-headed fool in life. (and possibly debates)
Teacher; "Now then, let's pop on with some Critical Thinking! Slippery slope, yayayay!"

Class; -groans in utter dismay and boredom-

"I made a Critical Thinking Joke the other day."

"You sad, sad, sad person."
by SillySomeone February 16, 2009
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So since I had time, I read… couple things came out of that… 1) I love you 2) glad you write the way you do 3) I haven’t been very supportive 😢🫣… as much as I would like to know 100%, I have to respect your reason why you are silent… for you to be silent this long, there has to be a reason .. I will work on that… I will probably slip up on occasion, but I will try to make it occasionally versus always❤️
Thinking, however, if once you no longer have to be silent and need assistance getting me in your arms, I will surely accommodate ❤️❤️ Love you always
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 15, 2022
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cannot think for himself

One who's opinions are copy and pasted, often from dictionary.com, or some .org site.
Dictionary.comdefines x as....


www.socialistcrap.org says.....
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
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Critical thinking

The ability to to determine the man who wants to kill you, and that man that will kill you, based on the actions he takes, and the size of his magnum.
by Bob Thomas August 21, 2003
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W THINKING

When a man or woman feels without a shadow of a doubt and only circumstantial evidence that they could have sexual relations with another person. Often referred to as Slam Dunk or "Tenant Thinking" former CIA Director.
Friend 1: Did you see the way that waitress reacts to me, she wants to bang me!

Friend 2: Dude, she brought you a coke that is some W THINKING.
by EPS June 11, 2006
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