Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself

If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack

by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018

Penguin

A gay bottom. The opposite of a bear.

I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!

by Sass Squatch November 10, 2018

Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine

"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.

Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.

by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017

Silly Penguin Again

When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion

Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

Penguin

When an individual is nude from the waist down, while their torso remains clothed.

Wow, I can't believe Maharshi attended a nude beach just to penguin. That guy probably enjoys watching Riverdale.

by t-tebs March 4, 2019

Penguin

Penguin is something really good

That new iphone is fucking penguin

Have you been to that new bar - totally penguin

by Lord Edgeware December 12, 2018