short bus

a person who rides the short bus. in other words a retard

Oh my fucking god John, shut the fuck up you short bus riding freak.

by dave February 27, 2003

short and curly

Something women do to their hair to make them unattractive to men.

I decided that I never wanted to get laid again, so I decided to go short and curly. I'm thinking about chopping off my breasts next.

by Mikeyman3938 March 11, 2010

short bus

a drink made when you pour half a beer into a cup, next you add a splash of orange juice. finally you drop a shot of amaretto and chug. surely to get you messed up quickly.

Man those short buses really fucked me up last night.

by randaroo6722 April 2, 2008

short bus

what you ride everyday

you ride the short bus

by asdasdfasgsgf March 31, 2009

Short strokes

Near completion

"Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

Short bus

Similar to the shocker and mini van, but with the SHORT BUS 1 finger goes in the the woman's vagina and the other 2 fingers of that hand as well as the complete other hand go in the butt (1 driver 7 passengers) causing them to yell, moan and even walk a little bit handicapped

My girlfriend was acting really silly so later that night I gave her the short bus made her walk funny in a special way

by Wiggly21 April 12, 2014

Plaid Shorts

What people wear when they go to picnics.

"Hey, they're wearing plaid shorts. They must be going to a picnic."

by freewilly/fathands June 21, 2008