Odessa, Texas

A place where courage the dog would live(Nowhere). Some where the love guru would not change to Now here. Some sections of this sad town(that's right Odessa, your downtown is horrible, and the place is not big enough to be called a city) holds some interesting people. locals call Odessa: Odezzy or O-town to make it sound cool. Which only fails.

Some "good" points about Odessa:
-It is home to Permian High School( that school that has a movie and book about it.)
-There's hardly and cops that do their job.
-there's mesquite for the BBQ lovers out there
-You can walk everywhere in the town, nothing's that far from you.thats about town

Fred: "I heard you moved man! Where to?"
Mike: "Dude, i moved to Odessa, Texas."
Fred: "What's it like?"
Mike: "Everything looks pretty dead. Hardly any grass or trees. OH! I'm going to Permian though!"
Fred: "That's cool?"
Mike:" You dont know Permian?"
Fred: " No"

by shadow.ninja March 13, 2011

texas chili bowl

no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"

boys you need to let him rest, some mean boy just gave him a texas chili bowl

by ktulu666 March 25, 2009

Texas Longhorns

1) The football team for the University of Texas at Austin.

2) One of the best, largest cattle in the south with huge horns.

1) Hey! I got some tailgating tickets to see the Texas Longhorns this Saturday!

2) Yumm. I love me some of that Texas Longhorn steak.

by V Vendetta December 20, 2008

texas fifth

This is a 1.75 Liter bottle of hard alcohol.

"It's a handle," say ignat fools instead of saying texas fifth.

by DAve J November 20, 2006

Texas A&M University

A school so amazing that their last university president is now the Secretary of Defense.

person 1: Where do you go to school?
person 2: Texas A&M University
person 1: Isn't the former president the secretary of defense?

by shortkid10 January 1, 2007

texas homegrown dope

Quite simply...George Bush.

Bush is a Texas Homegrown Dope.

by PSP Squirrel #1 June 27, 2006

texas facial

a facial performed by getting shot in the face

While hunting birds Harry Whittington recieved a complimentary texas facial from Dick Chney.

by rnbwbxrs4u July 27, 2006