Technical

When you could have “scored” but decided not to, either due to other duties, or lack of confidence.

I almost scored a technical last night

by Rodrod28 November 3, 2025

technical virgin

A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.

The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

The original domain is now cybersquatted.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025

Technical Difficulties

Technical Difficulties please stand by
Youtube.com "The Simpsons"

Police stand down & temporary suspension of 911 services by region or province wide...

Call the fucking cops!

Technical Difficulties, please stand by. It's just a voice service loop.

Call 911!

Same thing Technical Difficulties please stand by.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025

fairly technical

Technical by certain standards.

The discussion proved to be fairly technical overall.

by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008

fairly technical

Technical by certain standards.

The discussion proved to be fairly technical overall.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

Octopus Technique

The tactical use of a smoke grenade to escape a potentially hazardous situation in Call of Duty, in which one senses danger, throws his or her smoke grenade, promptly yells, "OCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!" at the top of his or her lungs and runs away.

Player 1: HAHA! I've got you now {Player 2}!

Player 2: EGADS! {Player 1} has me in their sights! (Throws down smoke grenade) OOOOCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!! ({Player 2} runs away)

by {Player 2} April 3, 2010

Gerber Technique

The multi-generational technique for going down on mules.

The Gerber Technique is taught for those looking to work with mules.

by Maginoff August 20, 2011