Tokyo tan dick

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.

Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.

by Boooka December 7, 2019

Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green

Fake Tan problem is Also known as an Amber!

by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019

Rotisserie Tan

Tanning on the beach while having incredibly intimate sex.

Me and Marco rotisserie tanned on his private Malibu beach!

by TripodParty May 18, 2018

Canadian Tan

A sunburn

Nice Canadian tan you got there!

by JonBee May 27, 2018

net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.

Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.

by pbdrivers December 28, 2017

Dirty spray tan

When someone takes a bunch of laxatives and takes a liquified shit on someone and they rub it into the skin

“Dude I gave Stacy a dirty spray tan and it’s still on her”

by I’m a piece of shit January 3, 2020

The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020