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Burnt Toast

Burnt Toast, also commonly referred to as "BT", is the state of uncontrollable sleepiness and or heavy eyelids. A ridiculous drowsiness that is unescapable for any living organism. May lead to dropping of the controller in late night video game sessions. Or, getting beat on a backdoor cut while defending in basketball. The only cure is sleep and better better gym shoes.
Oh my Gosh, Mary is so burnt toast.
Guys, I'm burnt toast.
She is passed out for the night, BURNT TOAST.
He got burned on that backdoor cut. He is extra burnt toast.

What are the signs of BT?
1. Eyelids that feel as though they have heavy chain balls attached to them.
2. Uncontrollable laughter at things that wouldn't ordinarily be all that funny.
3. You're playing Halo at 3am in the morning and you glance over at your teammates screen only to find that his character is running into a wall, while the player's eyes are closed.
4. Another sure fire sign is the tired head bob or slurring of words.
by Slobo Hunter January 7, 2009
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St. Thomas

A private college in St. Paul Minnesota where prude, spoon fed cunts prance the campus in their Manhattan inspired attire. These girls may once have been likable in their high school years but this will more than likely change when attending this institution, especially by "infedels" who are not priveledged enough to attend UST.
Man that girl was a fucking bitch!" "Go figure. She goes to St. Thomas.
by Jojo Janetta April 15, 2011
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boom toasted

Similar to boom roasted, only much more insanely awesome and impressive. Can be only be used to describe a diss or burn that was given with such power and finesse that it reached a whole new level of raw awesomeness. If awesome and chuck norris had a baby, it would be boom toasted.
Rebecca: Shut up and do your work.

Scott: Do you like my scratch art?

Rebecca: I've seen better.

Scott: Boom toasted! Blythe™!
by scotty <(") July 5, 2011
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Clarence Thomas

(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.
Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"
by watchdoggie June 25, 2009
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shitty thomas

referring to another person's version of a possession, object, or trait which you already posses. A knock of of the original.
A. I got a tree in my front yard but my friend has a shitty thomas in their front yard.
B. Philadelphia is known for their amazing cheesesteaks, but everywhere else they are just the shitty thomas.
by terence3 November 9, 2011
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