baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!
mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!
early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
The act of using/playing with a gifts that you got for Christmas, on Christmas. After Christmas, using the gifts is not referred to as "Christmas-ing."
by Don Fernando January 14, 2011
by spunk bubble December 29, 2009
Christmas Eve each year a fat man dressed in red (possibly to hide the blood) rides around on a "magical flying sleigh" led by drunk reindeers with names like Prancer (Yes:teh ghey),breaks into your home,steals your cookies and leaves crappy gifts that last till Boxing Day.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
Despite his name being chillingly close to Satan,Santa claims he is commiting all these henious on Christmas Eve crimes in the name of Jesus.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
Greg gave Mary a White Christmas last night. However, it wasn't the White Christmas she'd hoped for!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
NO! not the duck you eat at the table on Christmas. How dare you! It is the magic rubber duck that brings duck related messages and gifts to you, but only if you believe in her (the christmas duck is a girl.) She doesn't only bring gifts on the 25th like Santa. She comes whenever she is called about to bring ducky cheer!
The Christmas Duck will come and leave notes and gifts for a certain duck fan in my dorm all throughout the week.
by Friend of the Christmas Duck! December 06, 2010
1) Andrew ate so much steak that he busted a christmas cracker.
2)Sis is such a glutton that he always has a case of the chrisimas crackers.
3) Excuse me, I just christmas crackered.
2)Sis is such a glutton that he always has a case of the chrisimas crackers.
3) Excuse me, I just christmas crackered.
by Muchos Gaseous August 29, 2009