butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016

Secure that butter!

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 June 7, 2016

Penis Butter

When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.

Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."

by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020

buttered the buns

v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.

Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?

by camino83 November 22, 2013

Butter Lover

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Butter Challenge

When you get a stick of refrigerated butter, shove it up your anus, and wait until it melts all the way. If any solid butter falls out, you must eat it.

Fuck dude my PiKapp PM made us do the fucking butter challenge last night. I can still feel the grease in my colon.

by Shmelvdog March 31, 2022

pee butter

the pee that congeals on the back of the toilet when you miss the bowl.

Man, that girls teeth look like pee butter.

by Cutty83 January 28, 2012