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field sock

1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock

2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!

2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
by cornfritter December 7, 2010
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Punji Stick

A punji stick is a weapon used in the Vietnam War. Pits would be dug filled with sticks that were rubbed with frogs poison or human feces. A soldier who fell in such punji stick pit would be have to carefully remove his leg furthur immobilizing a troop from their mission.

In the 1980s, punji sticks were carried by homeless people in NYC. They constructed punji sticks using a piece of wood with a nail driven through the tip. They would often urinate or deficate on it to cause infection on top of injury.
Yo! Step away from that bench! It's mine! You better watch it because I got a Punji Stick in my jacket!
by GeologyJack March 23, 2011
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stack

one stack = 1 G
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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stick-icky-icky

That is some stick-icky-icky doja man.
by Alec Wag January 31, 2003
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Use the middle stick

In the PS3 game Batman Arkham Asylum the character Scarecrow is messing with Batman's mind. At one point in the game it appears as if Batman is shot and killed by The Joker. You then see the Game Over screen, that tells you "Use the middle stick to dodge Joker's gunfire."

However, this was all just an illusion caused by Scarecrow's feargas. Also there is no middle stick on the PlayStation 3 controller.

Whenever one of your friends needs help in a game and doesn't know what to do, tell them to use the non-existent middle stick. This will most likely confuse, dumbfound and enrage them - in that order.
Guy1: "Dude, I need help on Modern Warfare 2. How do I do headshots?"
Guy2: "Use the middle stick."
Guy1: "Thanks, man. (...) What the?! I can't seem to find the middle stick on my controller. (...) Wait a second.... WHY YOU LOUSY LITTLE #%*§#$!"
Guy2: "Heh."
by cubs1008 August 9, 2010
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Oklahoma Pink Sock

When you are butt ramming your 'ol lady without lube and you pull out real quick and the lining of her asshole comes out stretched around your dong, resembling a pink sock.
Poor Samantha, she won't cut a loud fart for a month. Last night I butt fucked her dry, and gave her an Oklahoma Pink Sock.
by OKIE7 August 11, 2008
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deep stick

when a guy puts the girls legs over his shoulders so he can get maximum penetration on that pussy. very pleasurable... for the guy at least
by crocock May 12, 2009
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