Honky-Squeak 

An up and coming underground sport of the suburbs, played in yards and parks, using simply softballs, tennis rackets, laundry baskets, and chairs tipped over on their sides. The object of the game is to knock the ball into the over turned chairs with your tennis racket. There is a mid way point in the field and the player with the ball is obligated to yell "honk" once they cross the line, but a turn over occurs if their opponent manages to yell "squeak" first. This usually results in the screaming of "Honk-Squeak" often sounding like "Honky-Squeak" giving the game its name.

Kid #1: "Hey, I'm sick of watching tv, wanna actually do something today?"

Kid #2: "Yeah, I'm down, wanna play basketball or something?"

Kid #1: "Nah, I'm kinda sick of that, I was thinking more Honky-Squeak?"

Kid #2: "Now you're talking, I'll be right over with my gear."

Honky-Squeak by Randillium March 2, 2011

Abortion Squats 

These are any form of squats; Front, Back, Zercher, Box that are done with such horrible form and technique that watching it is reminiscent of watching an abortion. These squats are usually perpetrated by 150lb white males who have Youtube channels. These perpetrators can be found in most commercial gym settings and are usually accompanied by several other males of the same physical build.

Check out that skinny kid in the squat rack doing abortion squats and recording it, what a fuckin douche.

Abortion Squats by SWOLEdier Mike March 17, 2011

southern squat

When the rear of the truck sits lower in the rear. Usually in southern Kentucky, Tennessee , and South Carolina. It's a new fad growing fast among the younger generation.

He's got the southern squat going on with that rig.

southern squat by Drwathen February 27, 2014

booty squatting 

Arching your back and sticking out your butt while standing or walking, as you would if you were doing a squat, to make your butt look bigger than it really is. A move frequently performed by models and pornstars with flat butts to fit the current trend of bigger butts.

There are a lot of beautiful girls at this bikini competition, I better do some booty squatting to give myself an edge. big butt, big ass, badonkadonk, pawg, whooty, black girl booty, black girl butt, thong competition

booty squatting by joecoolthefool January 23, 2015

hoboken squat cobbler 

A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.

Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?

Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?

Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.

hoboken squat cobbler by JLCNY25 August 24, 2016

carpet squatter 

a carpet urinater

a urinater on inappropriate surfaces

one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet

poomouf is a carpet squatter

koybinatoy likes carpet squatters

carpet squatter by poomonks September 1, 2003

bubble and squeak 

A slang word of British origin, roots unknown.

Slang for leftovers.

Brit 1: Eh chap, you gonna eat that bubble and squeak sometime?
Brit 2: Nah, you can have it!
Brit 1: *eats* OMIGOD, this stuff is shit-tastic!

bubble and squeak by A random Brit June 27, 2006