JLCNY25's definitions

hoboken squat cobbler

A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.

Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?

Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?

Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.

by JLCNY25 August 24, 2016