soitseems.net

Probably the best comic and audio podcast the world has ever heard. Owners: Dan Caporal, Kyle Morgan, and Shaun Ringsmuth Use their massive brains to urinate knowledge into your uneducated cranium.

George: Man, I just slaughter 18 baby seals and now im bored.
Fred: Jumping Eskimos man, Haven't you been to soitseems.net. Its like your one stop anti-boredom shop.

by Dan Caporal June 27, 2008

spit-teaser

This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.

Dude, I finally gave a random girl the spit-teaser last night. Boy, was she mad!

by Geniusfromabove February 19, 2009

spitelike

N; V; "liking" a wall post, new friendship, status, photo, ETC on Facebook just to spite one of the parties involved in aforementioned post.

Today on Facebook, I spiteliked the shit out of Katie's photo of Sean and Rachel because they ended up banging later that night.

by Adamandeve69 March 7, 2011

Spit

To rap. During a rap, saliva can gather up in an MC's mouth and cause him to spit, which may be the intention in the event of a battle.

The best MC's spit lava.

"Ya'll spit saliva and I spit lava!" - Ice Cube

by BluntMastaFlash April 10, 2012

Spit Munger

Another word for a complete and utter fuck-tard.

Ambre, what are you doing you spit munger?!?

by ToxicFlange September 5, 2013

spit out with your tit out

After a person has completed the process of consuming said jizz, they proceed to spit out said jizz while their breast are dangling freely.

My place or yours? Cuz tonight you're gonna spit out with your tit out!!!

by OcX_rippa November 22, 2014

spite dating

Dating someone new just to get back at an ex or make an ex jealous - usually leads to a spite marriage. Similar to a rebound but you act like more than a hookup and post obnoxious pictures on social media about how happy you are now and actually convince the new person it's a real relationship and not spite dating.

"Do you think Emily realizes that Luke is just spite dating her to make his ex, Nikki, jealous?

by Nikro August 9, 2015