splushed

Getting destroyed by something very heavy, or by being thrown against something with great force. A combination of splattered, smashed, and crushed.

The splushed remains of the man were unidentifiable after the encounter with a steamroller.

I've splushed my fair share of opponents in Halo 3. Banshee for the win!

by baronbloodbath October 30, 2011

power slash

Signifies the deafening roar when high volume and high velocity urine discharge forces combine. Typically a male trait – especially in early morning though can be attributed to females at certain times. Can create significant splashback in domestic toilets and presents major clothes-soaking risks when performed at public urinals. Requires careful control and positioning at all times.

My my, I heard my husband have the most deafening power slash this morning, it woke up the kids and the cat

by Nanty April 12, 2014

Pre-slash

a subgenre of slash fiction in which a (homosexual) relationship between two characters hasn't formed yet or is just implied.

My favorite genre of slash fiction is pre-slash.

by Iuseen December 27, 2021

splishy splashy

1. As a question; to ask if would be desireable to consume or purchase wine.
2. A descriptive term for wine.

1.
Person A: Splishy splashy (waving bottle at person B)?
Person B: Sure!

2.
Person A: What did you buy at the supermarket?
Person B: Loadsa bread, milk and some splishy splashy

by ian March 17, 2005

slashdot effect

A.K.A. Slashdotting, Slashdotted, etc.

Refers to the effect a Slashdot post has on a website. Because of slashdot's gigantic audience, any link placed there quickly goes down; very few sites can handle such huge traffic coming to their site.

Though the slashdot effect is similar to a denial of service, most webmasters don't mind the huge publicity and traffic to their site.

by progamer124 May 12, 2004

splashy john

A splashy john is when there is a puddle of pee/water/god-knows-what under a urinal from the previous users of the urinal. A splashy john is especially disgusting if you are at a pool or a place where you are not wearing shoes. One way to avoid the puddle on a splashy john is to spread your legs so your feet are on either side of the puddle instead of taking a leak with your legs together which would mean that both your feet would be in the puddle.

"Timmy did you use the bathroom?"
"Fuck naw mommy! I got a splashy john!"

by poopy butt January 20, 2015

The Hash Slinging Slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 17, 2018