smoke meat

When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.

"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."

by ElvisWong January 14, 2009

ninja smoke

To smoke and leave undetected in an otherwise public or non-smoking area.

"I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."

"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."

"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."

by A Clockwork Orange November 8, 2008

Smoking Eskimo

a "smoking eskimo" involves freezing a dildo and plunging it into recipient (into their vag or ass, depending on how they like it) creating steam. if you're really dedicated to the smoking eskimo, freezing your dick is acceptable... but could be dangerous.

I woke up to Paul giving me a smoking eskimo!

by lamecakes February 10, 2008

SHMOKIE

1. A word used to exclaim in joy or suprise.
2. A word to describe small objects of affection.

1. Shmokie! that was a heart stopping story!
2. Aww... ur such a little shmokie.

by John Tom Lom November 30, 2005

smoke masta dank

legendary new orleans rapper.
1979-2005

He has a posse.

put on that sun valley deth trap and listen to smoke masta dank.

by urinehat January 5, 2007

Smoke sex

Taking the fastest hit and giving a blow job while you keep the smoke in your moth/lungs

Riley gave me the best smoke sex last night.

by Hatooo June 6, 2019

shoveling smoke

Doing a good job of getting nowhere.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

by CrimsonNova March 21, 2009