skeeter

pot that you scrounge up from nothing. ie: usually what is leftover after a bag is empty and you wish you had more to smoke

Bobby: Hey man, got a doobie to smoke?
Todd: Shit, I wish man, I just smoked my last skeeter. *sigh*

by Kingcluez September 9, 2009

skeet

For all those losers that didnt know its also a shotgun sport where you shoot at clay pigeons that come out of a high and low house from 8 stations in an arc.

Lets go shoot some trap and skeet and maybe some sporting clays.

by skeet_shooter March 25, 2004

skeet

To pull out and "shoot" your sperm in/on something besides your lady in order to prevent unwanted pregnancy.


Skeeting One of the oldest, if not the oldest, forms of birth control. No one is really sure when skeeting started, but it has been around for literally milleniums, being cited in the bible(genesis 38:9).

I didn't want to get her pregnant since food prices are going up, so I just skeeted.

by deathdude612 of runescape November 1, 2008

skeet zone

The area of which your skeet flies, usually a couple of inches but for me about 20 to 20 1/2 yards.

I was blessed with a high pressured, long shooting, zipping skeet zone.

by "Firehose" May 5, 2005

Skeet o' mom

Skeet o' moms: action phrase meaning that someone likes to have sexual relations with mothers, also known as MILFs. The skeeting can partake inside the mother or on the mother as long as it is with, infact a mother. You can find a great variety of MILFs at the superstore "Skeet o' moms" (membership required)

"Damn I felt like a 20 yr convict that got parole at the playmate mansion when i got to have your mom over for some skeet o' mom time. Dont worry i let her take a shower before cooking your dinner"

by AnonymousPDX August 16, 2006

Skeet Spot

The spot located between one's ribs or underneath ones arm pits. When stimulated, can cause jittering motions and/or seizures. Some are immune to the skeet spot. Poking them in their skeet spot only produces a pain in the ribs, whereupon they will msot likely knock you out. If someone is affected by stimulating their skeet spot, it can be a very effective way to make a fool out of someone or escape capture by the police.

Can also be used as a battle cry.

"Dylan hooded me yesterday so I got him in his skeet spot and he started to have a seizure on the bus."

"SKEET, SKEET, SKEET!"

by Mr. Fields May 15, 2005

skeet skeet

the thing about skeet skeet is white people don't know what it means yet, and when they find out they'll say "oh what've we done."

The sweat drip of my balls, oh these bitches crawl. Ah, Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet

by instigationmachine January 3, 2005