That creepy son of a bitch in the bathroom stall who tries so hard to be quiet, that he may not even be breathing. This guy will camp his throne in total and complete silence no matter how many people come and go. Nobody has ever actually heard a Silent Bob do his business, because the Silent Bob can detect the observation and will usually hit a distraction flush and make his getaway.
"Man, my stomach was tore up and I had to bust a grumpy, but the dude next to me was pulling a Silent Bob!"
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A man who waits in the closet while his friend has sex with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and cums on her face.
Ted: Hey, I got a hot date tonight. You wanna be the silent assassin?
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!
by rizzo fo shizzo November 23, 2006
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The open-mouthed facial contraction of one being penetrated, most likely in the anus, caused by the pain of penetrating a tight orifice. Usually he/she will not emit sound though, as they are in too much pain.
Often used in a derogatory manner, as expressing a desire to inflict pain on another.
The open-mouthed facial contraction of one being penetrated, most likely in the anus, caused by the pain of penetrating a tight orifice. Usually he/she will not emit sound though, as they are in too much pain.
Often used in a derogatory manner, as expressing a desire to inflict pain on another.
That bitch Kira is so annoying. I wanna fuck her in the ass just so she'll shut up. Give her the silent scream.
by Cap'n Stabbin November 22, 2006
Get the silent scream mug.A mass of idiots who pride themselves on being silent and making up a significant portion of the population (never actually more than 50%, or anywhere close). In reality, they are brain-dead cretins afraid of opening their mouths because they know any informed individual can prove them wrong; rather than being open-minded and engaging in debate, they hide from any debating what-so-ever as a way of preserving their stupidity and ignorance. Thus they are "silent" because you won't hear them participating in intellectual discourse but, come election day (or any other major vote), you will see these jackasses show up to cast votes.
by R@D December 11, 2016
Get the Silent Majority mug.An unpleasant term for the result of Year 7s going out. ussually stop after a couple of weeks, but in many circumstances stays there for the whole time. sometimes the term "awkward silence syndrome" is used.
Jeff: hey Dave, how's it going with you and Emma?
Dave: not so good, i suppose there must be some Awkward Silence syndrome that we need to sort out.
Jeff: Bummer. I hear that usually goes away within a couple of weeks though.
Dave: Well, I hope so, cause if it doesn't I'm gonna have to wait till I'm not an annoying little freak who no-one in their right mind would ever want to even look at.
Jeff: I know Dave, all of us want to be in Year 10, but we'll just have to wait......
Dave: not so good, i suppose there must be some Awkward Silence syndrome that we need to sort out.
Jeff: Bummer. I hear that usually goes away within a couple of weeks though.
Dave: Well, I hope so, cause if it doesn't I'm gonna have to wait till I'm not an annoying little freak who no-one in their right mind would ever want to even look at.
Jeff: I know Dave, all of us want to be in Year 10, but we'll just have to wait......
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A girl who gets hot when thinking about Harry Potter, Twilight, or Project Runway- especially Tim Gunn
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A girl who gets hot when thinking about Harry Potter, Twilight, or Project Runway- especially Tim Gunn
1) Shipley Hey Michael, did u watch Project Runway last night? Yea Tim Gunn is sooo hot I couldn't stop dreaming about his gay dick all night!!!
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