When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.
Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.
by timingway August 11, 2014
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Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
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1) A term for the state of mind experienced when under lots of anxiety and fear. Particularly of the unknown. A person is said to be getting schitzy if they are obviously uneasy/afraid of something.
2) A word used to describe someone/ something that gives you a very uneasy feeling. For example, a person acting strange and erratic on public transport, making people who are around feel anxious would be a schitzy person.
1) A term for the state of mind experienced when under lots of anxiety and fear. Particularly of the unknown. A person is said to be getting schitzy if they are obviously uneasy/afraid of something.
2) A word used to describe someone/ something that gives you a very uneasy feeling. For example, a person acting strange and erratic on public transport, making people who are around feel anxious would be a schitzy person.
1)
*walking through a dark forest with a friend*
Person 1 - This is really creepy, are you alright?
Person 2- No man, I'm getting really schitzy.
2)
*spot a man walking around a dark park as a clown*
Person 1- What's that guy doing?
Person 2- I don't know but he's being proper schitzy.
*walking through a dark forest with a friend*
Person 1 - This is really creepy, are you alright?
Person 2- No man, I'm getting really schitzy.
2)
*spot a man walking around a dark park as a clown*
Person 1- What's that guy doing?
Person 2- I don't know but he's being proper schitzy.
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