edward sausage hands

Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead

You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"

by jomamas November 11, 2013

tasty sausage snacker

those delicious sandwiches dripping with salty goodness you can only buy at Starbucks

"I'm going to Starbucks baby, do you want me to pick you up something?"
"Yes, Snorf, get me the tasty sausage snacker."

by Snausagey January 7, 2014

clifton sausage

The act of finding a couple dogging in a car and asking to join in (especially with the male participant).

This phrase was initially coined around the Clifton Downs area of Bristol that is known to be a dogging hotspot.

These night-vision goggles will help me find a bit of Clifton Sausage in that Asda carpark.

by Oppenheimer2 January 13, 2014

Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

candy sausages

An interjection used when you fail at something or make a mistake.

"Oh candy sausages!" I screamed as I got back my test.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Halal Sausage

A Penis that has had the foreskin removed according to Islam, sometimes refered to as 'Chopped'.

"Its because she loves the halal sausage"

by H E March 18, 2015

Cocktail sausage fiddler

A pedophile or a general insult

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

by mien kamf May 7, 2015