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Major Stoner Head

When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.
How much did you smoke last night?

Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.

Jesus Christ, bro.
by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019
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Thomas Stoner

Guy 1: What’d you think of Thomas Stoner?

Guy 2: He’s a moron
by Cool guy42069 December 15, 2019
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Resident Stoner

A person who smokes marijuana all day, plays video games all day, and have a long hair or in the process of growing one. Has a vast knowledge of marijuana strains that exist under the sun.
Damn bro from a chad you transformed into a full blown resident stoner
by TheProph3t January 10, 2021
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Nut scone

When you nut in a ice cream cone and give it too a gay
Haha I just nut sconed joe by Matthew h
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Schrodingers stoner

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time
Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner
by El papi 305 January 12, 2022
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A Stoner's Riddle

While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!
Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha
by Becky & Davey December 21, 2021
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max stoner

max stoner is a young fella with cute dogs, he also looks like jack from titanic
wspp bbg im max stoner
by wafflehater101 December 21, 2022
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