pruce

a premature baby who lives in a hotdog bun who has a brooding uncle (uncle appetite) who wants to eat him, but his godfather, (HAMP, THE ALLKNOWING), watches over pruce to make sure he is not eaten by his uncle.

"awww, you are so helpless and innocent. almost like a Pruce."

by bip June 20, 2006

porcelain bridging

1) When your manhood touches the seat man!!!!
2) When general genatalia salutes the rim.
3) An unhappy pairing of man bits and potty.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've just porcelain bridged my pork sword!! :)

by third place April 24, 2003

porcelain chat

Communication whilst squatting on the porcealin throne.

"Hold on man, this is about to turn into some porcelain chat."

by Brian Ebeling January 31, 2006

Pure romance

A sexually charged feminine social group that was founded by Patty Brisben. The groups primary platform is based on the communal gathering of overly sexual or sexually deprived women who thrive on feminine fellowship and conglomerate masturbation.
They claim the organizational purpose to the group gatherings is to sell and distribute their fine personal products, but upon deeper dissection of the company structure, Pure Romance parties are simply female group Jilling fests.

Susie: "Hey Betsy, were you at the Pure Romance party last night?"

Besy: " Why yes Susie i was, Chelsea was Jilling so hard she squirted on us all!"

by Jilling John September 25, 2010

Pure

Used to emphasise how good or pleasing something is.
Basically another word for very.

"That song was pure boss!"

"I pure love that"

by Wood June 29, 2003

Pure ownage

a little something that happens when missles, bullets, and magic missles dont miss

"OOOHHHHH! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!? my missile went right into his Jet's thruster! That is what i call pure ownage"

"I just shot you in face once with a pistol from across the map! Thats Pure ownage"

"...dude, your magic missile killed me with one hit, i was just purely owned"

by Eric Fuller July 23, 2007

pure blood

an edge kid who has never participated in substance abuse or sexual immorality.
well respected in the edge community.

Donald: Ronald, have you ever used drugs or screwed a bunch of sluts?
Ronald: Why no Donald, im a pure blood.

by xslutsmasherx April 23, 2008