Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by anonymous March 4, 2023

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Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.

While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.

by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025

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Penguin

If someone calls you a penguin it’s can simply mean happy feet or it can also refer to a saying you have similar feet towards penguins

Josh said I have penguin feet because of my toes nails

by Misslayla59 July 18, 2022

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Penguin friend

A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.

Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".

by Cabbage on ferrit March 24, 2011

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