Legan the Penguin

Legan the Penguin is a penguin that loves leggings. He usually doesn’t waddle but when he does he looks retarded.

Mya: “damn he looking fine”
Liv: “ he’s wearing leggings. So he’s legan the penguin”

by liversandmya April 20, 2018

Club Penguin

where were u when club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"

by Cowbelly Studios November 6, 2020

Princess Prudence Of The Penguins

The most peng person in the world.
Own penguins princess of them.
Is like Jesus for penguins.

Michool: i hate grackel
Tyler: Dont you mean princess prudence of the penguins

by Semggsiest mf alive April 18, 2021

Penguin Fucker

Penguin Fucker: a Norwegian person

hallo
a fucking racist: ew are you a Penguin Fucker

by EthanTheCommieLOL August 6, 2021

Penguin friend

A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.

Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".

by Cabbage on ferrit March 24, 2011

Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by anonymous March 4, 2023

Penguin

Penguin is something really good

That new iphone is fucking penguin

Have you been to that new bar - totally penguin

by Lord Edgeware December 12, 2018