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Narwhal Penetration-Panda Cuddle 

The narwhal penatration panda cuddle is most commenly refered to as the last and missing page of the kama sutra. This being the case few know the proper stance though many improvise taking on the characteristics of both a narwhal and a panda. Supposedly there is one known master of the legendary technique. It is said that this young indian jew first found her love for the position when she accedentally fell into it while trying to wade through a rockus party.
Me: "Dude that girl priya, her favorite position is the narwhal penetration-panda cuddle"

Friend: "NICEE!"

ROFL-PANDA 

a giant pwning panda with ROFLCOPTER blades coming out of his hands, feet, and back.
noob 1: wtf iz dat pwning all teh newbz?

noob 2: ROFL-PANDA.
ROFL-PANDA by dusted_one April 2, 2009

pat the panda 

To masturbate (can be used to describe the male or female act).
After a long day of class, Ethan was ready to pat the panda.

Cindy called in sick but I suspect she is at home patting the panda.
pat the panda by Helen W. September 14, 2008

baby panda 

A small asian female. They are often found to be adorable, full of smiles and can brighten your day.
"She was such a baby panda!"
baby panda by Refuel July 3, 2008

Sex Panda 

A description of a sexy woman who looks particularly more attractive because of wearing lots of eye - liner and/or mascara. Making them look pandalike.
Guy: Whoa shes hot!

Buddy: Yeah a total Sex Panda!

Hello Panda

1.An oriental chidren's snack. It is a chocolate fille, bite-sized,biscuit shaped in cute ways with cute panda designs on the biscuits.

2. Last ditch effort if unable to get a hold of Pepero or Pocky.
kid1: Hey. I'm kinda hungry. Got anyhting to eat?
Kid2: Well, wehave some Hello Panda in the kitchen.
Kid1: Damn man.Why the hell dont you have any Pepero orPocky? -bitch slaps kid2-
Hello Panda by D.J.Corny Name April 12, 2005