Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.

Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022

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Penile Dramas

Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.

Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.

James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."

Will: "Penile dramas."

James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."

by Pears On Special March 31, 2022

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penile fussy

The art of making your penis dance with a fork.

at dinner, we all did a penile fussy.

by andy February 9, 2005

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An abnormal name that somehow seems to fit a very unique girl. A Pennilynn is beautiful but doesn't seem to know it; she is understated about all of her successes. Pennilynns are exceptionally intelligent, even though they do not brag about it. They are very down to earth and easy to get along with, always making you feel better about yourself, even if a Pennilynn is very sarcastic and sometimes comes across as rude. Pennilynns are the best kinds of girls, although they are extremely rare.

I felt terrible last night until I called Pennilynn. God I'm lucky.

by Pickilynn May 26, 2010

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