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joke stop

The action of hearing a quiet joke in class and announcing to the entire class without giving credit to the person who made the original joke.
Teacher: be careful not to get your pipe stuck in the hole.
Sean:(to David) Thats what she said.
David: Awe nice.
David:(to class) THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Class: aww nice one david
Sean: Damnit David that was such a joke stop.
by mrkoolaid December 13, 2009
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virgin joke

A joke that is told once and is no longer funny after that
My friend has a bunch of virgin jokes; he tells the joke once and it's not funny anymore.
by Swinniga January 19, 2014
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JP Joke

a joke which is extremely unfunny, followed by a laugh by its teller, who usually thinks he/she is much funnier than he/she is
Quit laughing at your JP joke
by poopmonster169 May 14, 2011
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outside joke

A joke that is only funny to parties that are not involved in the joke, but is depressing, frustrating, or simply not funny to parties that are involved in the joke. It is essentially the opposite of an inside joke.
Insider: I can't believe I sharted in my pants during jury duty.
Outsider: HAHAHAHAHA!
Insider: *Grrr* Yeah, I guess it's kind of an outside joke.
by TastyWheat June 11, 2013
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The butt joke

A term used after any joke referring to or having to do with a butt; gay sex; or anal.
Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"

Ryan: (Pause)

Steve: "And I'll be the captian"

Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"
by guitarguy07 November 4, 2008
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Dad joke

Dad jokes are cheesy jokes that are stereotypically jokes parents say.
Child: Hey Dad, I'm hungry!

Father: Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Child: That's the worst and most overused dad joke.
by Pastell Pastrii May 7, 2021
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Confucius Joke

A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.
-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."

-What a lame Confucius joke.
by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010
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